Name: Butter-Crunch
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Race: Human
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Gender: Male
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Height: 5’ 11”
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Weight: 220 lbs
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Eyes: Brown
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Hair: Brown
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Attributes:
Intelligence: 4
Strength: 3
Speed: 3
Durability: 3
Fighting Ability: 4
Special Powers:
None.
Special Abilities:
Butter-Crunch was a gifted athlete and he could have had a professional sports career.
Special Weapons:
Butter-Crunch carries a specially designed baseball bat that has a host of pointy nails protruding from its wooden barrel.
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Biography:
Butter-Crunch is one of the hardest workers Kismet has ever seen. No matter the time of day or how much the Heathens have been through, he will always give more than 100% effort in any endeavor, even if exhausted. This trait is due to the lessons he learned from the years of pushing his body to the limit while working out with his abusive father. Not only did his time lifting weights help him become extremely muscular and enhance his athleticism, but it also helped him develop a ridiculous amount of toughness to go along with a steel resolve that many others tend to lack. Such grit and determination make this physical specimen the ideal grunt and a perfect soldier within the ranks of the Heathens. Calm under pressure, very levelheaded, and known for being an individual who does not get flustered, Butter-Crunch is the type of person Kismet can rely on when a combative type of situation ultimately deteriorates.
Soon after the total annihilation of the traitorous Konnikov clan and the subsequent disappearance of the shyster known as Bridget Brackenburg, Kismet took possession of the building that was once home to Romani's Divine Fortune. As soon as the vast fortune hidden in the basement was safely moved to the farmhouse, he called upon Butter-Crunch and Sprinkles to come up with a viable option for a new business. Although Sprinkles really wanted to open a comic book store, Butter-Crunch convinced him that a vitamin shop with a juice bar would be much more beneficial to Kismet's cause. Much like their brethren at the Rotten Apple, they decided to feed poisonous products and smoothies to the treacherous people in town. Within a matter of days, and with a little help from the other Heathens to get everything ready to go, Tombstone Supplements was born. Since this duo fills all of the smoothies, vitamin bottles, protein powders, and sugar-laden sports drinks lining the shelves with the same addictive narcotics and ground-up gangsters that the Rotten Apple uses, their business venture has quickly become a smashing success.
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