The Army of Street Meat
Name: Churro
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Race: Human
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Gender: Male
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Height: 5’ 9"
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Weight: 264 lbs
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Eyes: Brown
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Hair: Black
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Attributes:
Intelligence: 3
Strength: 2
Speed: 1
Durability: 2
Fighting Ability: 4
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Special Powers:
None.
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Special Abilities:
Intelligence gathering.
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Special Weaponry:
None.
Biography:
The Army of Street Meat is one of three secretive Heathen teams that work for Kismet. Only those who have ever dwelled in the farmhouse know of their existence. Although Bubblegum remains in daily contact with this unit, its day-to-day operations are now in the hands of the Heathen known as Churro.
Due to his familiarity with New York City, its people, and his uncanny ability to sniff out trouble, Kismet felt that Churro was the right candidate to lead the Army of Street Meat. No longer in the best of shape, this thirty-year-old, fast-talking hustler needs to put down the sweet treats and deep-fried snacks that he loves so much because his waistline is starting to expand.
At the present, the Army of Street Meat runs a legitimate food vending business for Kismet in New York City known as the Wok You Corporation. This team is currently in a war with Kung Chee Tong, an older Chinese gangster, who believes the streets belong to him now that other crime families have suddenly vanished.
Name: Bloody Mary (Formally known as Mary Worth)
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Race: Human (Magically Enhanced)
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Gender: Female
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Height: 5’ 4"
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Weight: 250 lbs
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Eyes: Brown
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Hair: Brown
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Attributes:
Intelligence: 4
Strength: 4
Speed: 4
Durability: 4
Fighting Ability: 4
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Special Powers:
Due to her time spent in the mirror dimension and as an unintended side effect of the spell that cast her there, Bloody Mary now possesses enhanced strength, speed, agility, reflexes, and endurance. In addition, the immense gravity in the mirror dimension has made her bones, muscles, ligaments, and cartilage extremely dense. Thanks to the incantation, Bloody Mary can also heal almost any wound or broken bone in a matter of seconds.
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Special Abilities:
Bloody Mary can travel through mirrors.
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Special Weaponry:
Bloody Mary carries two adamant daggers that Kismet had given her.
Biography:
Bloody Mary is a main cog in Kismet's intelligence-gathering network. Due to her ability to travel through or to hide in mirrors, she is his greatest spy. Along with Fizzy, she is also one of his top assassins. During the war amongst the fallen angels, she spent much of her time jumping through mirrors and killing the high-priority supernatural targets that Kismet wanted dead.
Name: Steaks
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Race: Human
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Gender: Male
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Height: 5’ 6"
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Weight: 145 lbs
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Eyes: Brown
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Hair: Black
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Attributes:
Intelligence: 3
Strength: 2
Speed: 3
Durability: 2
Fighting Ability: 4
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Special Powers:
None.
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Special Abilities:
Besides his expertise in intelligence gathering, Steaks has a mind for numbers and is a skilled gambler. He also has an exceptional memory and is mostly known for his remarkable capability of regurgitating useless facts.
Special Weaponry:
None.
Biography:
Within the Army of Street Meat, Steaks performs a few major roles. Firstly, as the man responsible for the money, it is his job to collect any payments the legitimate business earns or is owed. He also pays off their informants. In addition to those tasks, any sought-after information or secrets the Army of Street Meat collects is committed to his memory. Steaks will then travel by bicycle to an undisclosed location. Once there, an encrypted file is created and sent to Bubblegum.
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Due to his small stature and ability to blend into any crowd, Steaks has been spending plenty of time in China Town. On Churro's orders, he is to familiarize himself with the neighborhood and the business operations of Kung Chee Tong.
Name: Toast (Also known as Frenchy)
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Race: Human
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Gender: Male
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Height: 5’ 11"
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Weight: 190 lbs
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Eyes: Brown
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Hair: Black
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Attributes:
Intelligence: 3
Strength: 2
Speed: 2
Durability: 2
Fighting Ability: 4
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Special Powers:
None.
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Special Abilities:
Along with his expertise in intelligence gathering, Toast is one of the most proficient mortal combatants in the ranks of the Heathens. He is an exceptional soldier and excels at all facets of warfare. In addition, he makes an excellent spy and can fluently speak a handful of languages.
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Special Weaponry:
Toast carries an assortment of guns and is a master swordsman.
Biography:
Thus far during their war with Kung Chee Tong, Toast has assassinated over 150 goons that the Chinese mobster had sent to muscle in on the territory belonging to the Army of Street Meat. To rid himself of this efficient killing machine, Kung Chee Tong hired the very expensive assassins, Remus and Remez Verrazano, to hunt him down. If not for Bloody Mary, the supernatural brothers would have succeeded in their mission.
Whenever Toast returns to the farmhouse, Sugar-Plum will always make him his favorite meal, a fresh batch of buttery French toast slathered with cream cheese and drowning in a pool of real maple syrup.
Name: Ballpark
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Race: Human
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Gender: Male
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Height: 5’ 10"
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Weight: 200 lbs
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Eyes: Brown
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Hair: Brown
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Attributes:
Intelligence: 3
Strength: 2
Speed: 2
Durability: 2
Fighting Ability: 4
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Special Powers:
None.
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Special Abilities:
Intelligence gathering.
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Special Weaponry:
None.
Biography:
As it pertains to his role within the Army of Street Meat, Ballpark plays an important role in the upper management of their limited liability business that is known throughout New York City as the Wok You Corporation.
When not doing his job as one of the Heathens intelligent officers, or eliminating an enemy Kismet wants dead, he has the responsibility of supervising his own team of workers. The vendors that he is in charge of are located around baseball stadiums, basketball arenas, and tourist hotspots found throughout Manhattan and Long Island.
Name: Mint
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Race: Human
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Gender: Female
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Height: 5’ 6"
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Weight: 115 lbs
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Eyes: Brown
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Hair: Brown
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Attributes:
Intelligence: 3
Strength: 2
Speed: 2
Durability: 2
Fighting Ability: 4
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Special Powers:
None.
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Special Abilities:
Intelligence gathering.
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Special Weaponry:
None.
Biography:
When it comes to her role in the Army of Street Meat, Mint is another important piece of the upper management division within the Wok You Corporation. Those busy workers under her supervision are responsible for overseeing the ethnic vendors operating in Manhattan, the Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens, and Staten Island.
Name: Noodles
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Race: Human
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Gender: Female
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Height: 5’ 7"
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Weight: 105 lbs
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Eyes: Brown
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Hair: Black
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Attributes:
Intelligence: 3
Strength: 2
Speed: 2
Durability: 2
Fighting Ability: 4
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Special Powers:
None.
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Special Abilities:
Besides her skills in intelligence gathering, Noodles excels at mathematics. She is also an exceptional combatant.
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Special Weaponry:
None.
Biography:
Noodles is an instrumental part of the secret band of Heathens known as the Army of Street Meat. Not only does she perform the executive duties associated with operating the very successful food services business Kismet has created called the Wok You Corporation, but due to her detail-oriented personality, she also has the added responsibility of overseeing the large and hectic delivery services company that is under the Wok You corporate umbrella. Much like the Woke You Corporation, this smaller limited liability business, known throughout the city as the Go Wok Yourself Company, also employs thousands of people. With a head for numbers and a strict work ethic, Noodles manages to keep both businesses up and running as efficiently as possible.
In addition, Noodles is also an outstanding fighter and will often accompany Toast whenever he is in need of reinforcements.
Name: Tso
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Race: Human
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Gender: Male
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Height: 5’ 8"
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Weight: 165 lbs
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Eyes: Brown
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Hair: Black
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Attributes:
Intelligence: 3
Strength: 2
Speed: 2
Durability: 2
Fighting Ability: 4
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Special Powers:
None.
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Special Abilities:
In addition to intelligence gathering, Tso is very proficient in mathematics. He is also a talented martial artist.
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Special Weaponry:
None.
Biography:
When it comes to his position within the Wok You Corporation, Tso works directly under Noodles. Together, the duo operates behind the scenes to keep the business running smoothly.
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As for his role within the Heathens and the Army of Street Meat, Tso can often be found accompanying Toast and Noodles into dicey situations because he is cool under pressure and is an excellent hand-to-hand combatant.