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The Prison Posse

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Name: Marshmallow

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Race: Human

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Gender: Male

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Height: 5' 11"

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Weight: 274 lbs

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Eyes: Brown

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Hair: Blonde

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Attributes:

Intelligence: 4

Strength: 3

Speed: 2

Durability: 3

Fighting Ability: 4

             

Special Powers: 

None.

 

Special Abilities: 

Marshmallow is a gifted pugilist.  Prior to meeting Kismet when he was sixteen years old, he had already won two Chicago Golden Gloves tournaments, an annual regional tournament that is known for attracting the best amateur boxers in the area.  In the ring, Marshmallow had a jaw made of steel, a pair of quick, hard-hitting fists, a thunderous uppercut, and moved with the grace of a ballerina.  Those attributes made him a favorite to win the heavyweight division for the third time in a row.      

      

Special Weapons:

None.  

 

Biography:

Due to his toughness, unshakable resolve, and extraordinary willpower, Marshmallow was chosen to be a part of the Prison Posse.  This secretive group of Heathens not only oversees the specially trained correctional officers Granny Confection had hired to guard her prison, but they are also often asked to go on special missions for Kismet.  Only those who ever resided within the farmhouse know of the Prison Posse's existence. 

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Name: Cotton-Candy

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Race: Human

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Gender: Female

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Height: 5' 6"

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Weight: 105 lbs

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Eyes: Green

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Hair: Blonde (Usually blue and pink)

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Attributes:

Intelligence: 4

Strength: 3

Speed: 3

Durability: 3

Fighting Ability: 4

             

Special Powers: 

None.

 

Special Abilities: 

Cotton-Candy excels at every aspect of assassination and warfare.  She is a gifted athlete and the epitome of a perfect soldier.

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Special Weapons:

None.  

 

Biography:

Cotton-Candy is as pretty as she is deadly, and she is an absolutely stunning young woman.  If the Heathens were to be ranked based on skill and ability to complete a mission, Cotton-Candy would come in first, and the competition would not even be close.  She was the one Heathen Lolli-Pop always tried to emulate as a teenager because she excelled at every task.  To this day, the abilities that Cotton Candy demonstrates continue to impress Bubblegum.  So valuable was she to Kismet over the years that he felt it a necessity to keep her presence a secret from his father, the fallen angel Satanael, who would have wanted to use her as one of his mortal spies.          

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Due to the impressive skills and abilities, Cotton-Candy developed as she aged, Kismet believed that she would be a great asset to him.  To keep her existence anonymous, he placed her within the group of Heathens that would make up the Prison Posse.  This secretive group not only oversees the specially trained correctional officers Granny Confection had hired to guard her prison, but they are also often asked to go on special missions for Kismet.  Only those who ever resided within the farmhouse know of the Prison Posse's existence.  

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Name: Sugar & Honey

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Race: Human

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Gender: Female

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Height: 5' (Sugar) 5' (Honey)

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Weight: 100 lbs (Sugar) 100 lbs (Honey)

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Eyes: Brown

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Hair: Brown

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Attributes:

Intelligence: 4

Strength: 3

Speed: 3

Durability: 3

Fighting Ability: 4

             

Special Powers: 

None.

 

Special Abilities: 

Sugar & Honey are exceptional athletes and skilled gymnasts.  They are not only fast, agile, and strong, but they have sharp minds as well.  When they were young, they attended a special school for gifted and talented students.         

      

Special Weapons:

None.  

 

Biography:

Sugar & Honey are identical twins, and even though they moved into the farmhouse when they were teenagers, many of the Heathens still have difficulty telling them apart.  Unlike a majority of their brethren who had come from broken homes, these girls grew up in a relatively normal household surrounded by a loving family in a nice suburban neighborhood. 

 

Due to their physical prowess and extreme smarts, Sugar & Honey were chosen to be a part of the Prison Posse.  This secretive group of Heathens not only oversees the specially trained correctional officers Granny Confection had hired to guard her prison, but they are also often asked to go on special missions for Kismet.  Only those who ever resided within the farmhouse know of their existence. 

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Name: Fudge

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Race: Human

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Gender: Male

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Height: 6' 2"

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Weight: 260 lbs

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Eyes: Brown

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Hair: Black

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Attributes:

Intelligence: 4

Strength: 3

Speed: 3

Durability: 3

Fighting Ability: 4

             

Special Powers: 

None.

 

Special Abilities: 

Fudge has a photographic memory.

 

Special Weapons:

None.  

 

Biography:

Built like a professional bodybuilder, Fudge is a large man, and some would say that even his muscles have muscles.  By looking at his physique, one would assume that he was a genetically gifted freak who was always lifting weights and had a passion for eating correctly.

 

Due to his muscular frame, Fudge was the perfect specimen to keep Kismet's prisoners in line and the reason why he was chosen to be a part of the Prison Posse.  This secretive group of Heathens not only oversees the specially trained correctional officers Granny Confection had hired to guard her prison, but they are also often asked to go on special missions for Kismet.  Only those who ever resided within the farmhouse know of their existence. 

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Name: Nothingman (Formally known as Hafathiel)

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Race: Fallen Guardian Angel

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Gender: Male

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Height: 7' 6"

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Weight: 975 lbs

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Eyes: Brown

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Hair: Black

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Attributes:

Intelligence: 5

Strength: 5

Speed: 5

Durability: 5

Fighting Ability: 5

             

Special Powers: 

Nothingman possesses superhuman strength, durability, speed, agility, reflexes, and endurance.  The bones, muscles, ligaments, and cartilage in his body are extremely dense.  His enhanced physiology allows him to heal from almost any wound or broken bone in a matter of seconds. 

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Special Abilities: 

Nothingman is a master combatant.  Held within his brain is the divine knowledge of angelic warfare and self-defense.  Every martial art and advanced fighting system that was created throughout the cosmos can trace its origins back to this discipline.  On the planet Earth, Nothingman defied the laws of creation by teaching some of these angelic secrets to the mortals.  Prior to his expulsion from the heavenly abode, not only was Nothingman the guardian angel who taught all the other guardian angels how to fight, but he also had the reputation of having no equal in combat.  Most of the fallen angels continue to fear Nothingman because he cannot be beaten by any one foe.         

      

Special Weapons:

Nothingman carries a golden spear created by the white light of creation.  During his fall from grace and subsequent expulsion from heaven, he was allowed to keep his beloved weapon as a reminder of who he once was and the sin he committed.     

 

Biography:

Created to be bigger, stronger, and more durable than the other guardian angels, Hafathiel had one purpose, and that was to teach the heavenly force how to become accomplished combatants.  For eons, he admirably performed this duty.  When all within the heavenly abode were asked to bow before Adam and the newly created human species, Hafathiel did so with reluctance.  He then fought against Satanael and his rebellious forces when they turned on the one true creator. 

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For reasons unknown, Hafathiel was banished from the heavenly abode and wandered the Earth as an outcast for many years.  During these nomadic centuries, he took the name Nothingman because he was truly a man who had nothing. 

 

Over the years, Kismet had multiple teachers who taught him how to be the best warrior possible, but Nothingman was his finest.  To this day, Kismet has failed miserably whenever he has sparred against him, and he hates the fact that he cannot best this fallen guardian angel, no matter how hard he tries.   

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