Name: Uncle Fester (Formally knowns as the Olympian Hephaestus)
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Race: Olympian
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Gender: Male
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Height: 5’ 10” (Olympian Incarnation: 7' 5")
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Weight: 375 lbs (Olympian Incarnation: 750 lbs)
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Eyes: Brown
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Hair: White
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Attributes:
Intelligence: 5
Strength: 4
Speed: 2
Durability: 4
Fighting Ability: 5
Special Powers:
Uncle Fester possesses enhanced strength, speed, agility, reflexes, and endurance. The bones, muscles, ligaments, and cartilage in his body are extremely dense. He is highly resistant to injury and can heal from most injuries in a matter of seconds.
Special Abilities:
Uncle Fester is a master blacksmith, metalworker, carpenter, and sculptor. He is mostly known amongst his peers for making all sorts of armaments and robotics. He was the only person on Earth that could forge weapons from the molten liquid found within a crashed comet. When this substance would solidify, it became unbreakable, and he named it adamant, a designation for anything that was harder than a diamond. Sharp weapons made from adamant have the ability to pierce the skin of the strongest Olympian, fallen angel, or demon. The unique molecular structure of adamant will stunt the healing process of enhanced individuals, and a correct blow to a vital organ will even kill a god.
Special Weapons:
Uncle Fester carries a smithing hammer forged from adamant. To help aid his mobility, he wears an adamant brace on his injured and cursed right leg that is incapable of healing in any lifetime.
Biography:
In a previous life, Uncle Fester was once the Olympian Hephaestus, a smithing god who from his workshop on Mount Olympus made his immortal colleagues magical armor and weapons of mass destruction.
Killed by the fallen angels and the Namatar thousands of years ago, his soul was imprisoned on Earth due to the Karmic Trap. This was a fate all of the Olympians and the other gods that had once walked the planet received after their defeat at the end of the Golden Age. Rather than return to the heavenly abode, their spirits repeatedly reincarnated into another mortal body upon death. This cycle remained unbroken for thousands of years.
Kismet eventually found Hephaestus working in a secondhand shop fixing a broken clock, and managed to free him from the Karmic Trap with a special stone.
Although the godly attributes Hephaestus once possessed quickly returned along with his fit frame and great intelligence, for some unknown reason, he did not regain the grand height he had once possessed. Much to his chagrin, Hephaestus remains the same size as he was while living life as a mere mortal. In addition, the leg he injured thousands of years ago when he was a Greek god sitting atop Mount Olympus did not heal, and just as it had done through every reincarnation that he experienced on Earth, it still continues to plague him.
The Bad Bitches
Name: The Bad Bitches (Kate, Heather, Megan, Samantha, and Sofia)
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Race: Cyborg
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Gender: Humanoid Female
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Height: 5’ 5” (5' 8" in heels)
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Weight: 350 lbs
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Eyes: Vary
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Hair: Varies
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Attributes:
Intelligence: 5
Strength: 4
Speed: 4
Durability: 4
Fighting Ability: 6
Special Powers:
The Bad Bitches are a group of female cyborgs that possess enhanced strength, speed, agility, reflexes, and endurance. The bones in their bodies are made of adamant while their skin is made of a soft, flexible, Kevlar type of material that Uncle Fester created. Internally, millions of self-replicating nanobots repair any damage done to their systems. These features make the Bad Bitches virtually indestructible. Furthermore, the lithium battery that powers these robots was specifically designed to have an extremely long lifespan and must be changed or charged only once every 10,000 years. Currently, Hephaestus is toying with the idea of having solar energy power his deadly collection of robotic beauties.
Special Abilities:
The Bad Bitches have downloaded every fighting style known to man into their neural processing systems making them exceptionally adept in the art of combat. Due to their advanced programming, the Bad Bitches are experts with every weapon ever created by man. Also written into their code are the schematics to operate, with expert precision, every vehicle ever manufactured. This list includes cars, motorcycles, planes, helicopters, boats, tanks, and even experimental military aircraft hidden from public view.
Special Weapons:
The Bad Bitches carry an assortment of adamant weapons that Kismet, Fizzy, and Bloody Mary had stolen from an armory belonging to the fallen angel Satanael. In addition, the Bad Bitches also use an array of modern firearms.
Biography:
As soon as Kismet freed Hephaestus from the Karmic Trap and his memories returned, the former god could not wait to get back to his smithing shop on Mount Olympus. Fearing it would be too dangerous if enemies knew there was a way to circumvent the Karmic Trap, Kismet whisked Hephaestus away to a secretive location. With modern technology at his disposal, the former Olympian began working on state-of-the-art automatons reminiscent of those he built in ancient Greece. After many years of hard work, the fruits of his labor resulted in what he believes are the most impressive weapons he has ever built. These five killer cyborgs were programmed to not only protect Hephaestus but to also adore him at all times. Today they fill a gaping void of loneliness by acting as his consorts and bodyguards.